Rules

SF Citadel
The San Francisco Citadel is an S&M dungeon, and like many establishments, it has a list of rules to follow. What cracks me up about this is that so much of it sounds familiar.
"Do not sit or leave your toys on the play equipment. You cannot “reserve” equipment."
You'd think that most of these rules would be outlandish, but no. It's a practical, matter-of-fact set of rules that would be perfectly at home on the wall of a library, with fewer tweaks than you would think.
San Francisco Citadel Rules

BSG/EUBSA Private Military Operator
I always thought that weird private military companies would not have websites available to the public, let alone websites with crowded, white, hard to read text and unnecessary caps and the like. This is an oddly fascinating but hard on the eyes look at application rules for Private Military Operators, written by a ticked off somebody in HR.
Some basic ground rules for applications regarding PRIVATE MILITARY with BSG/EUBSA
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